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Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:07 pm
by Dattodevil
Not a joke, but true!!
The Government has advised that Sand flys are an indigenous native species, and it is against the law to kill one.
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:02 am
by torqued
lame but a starter
husband says to his 45yo wife..
25 years ago all i wanted to do was fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry.
when i look at you nowi think ive succeded
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:11 am
by Josh
Quote of the recession:
"this is worse than a divorce - ive lost half my money but still have my wife
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:49 pm
by dirtyleppa
" mate, im abit worried. i want you to go for a swine flu test.i know you have not been to mexico but fuck me, you have been with sum pigs in your time"
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:54 pm
by Bartman
Why was the adobe acrobat documant arrested?
Because he was a PDF file.
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:45 pm
by torqued
^^ oh thats awful... geek humor lol
i opend a fortune cookie once... it said
"outlook not so good"
i thought to myself ..."hmm yea but they ship it anyway"
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:54 pm
by Josh
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:13 pm
by torqued
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 10:24 am
by torqued
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Re: Jokes (May Contain Adult Content)
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:44 pm
by Dattodevil
Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep
asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them
Mum said . YOU should say "no" - they only want to look at your knickers
Susie said I know they do "that's why I hide them in my bag"!!
